we are endgame.

everything-ncis:

jallbait:

*sees a cute boy* i want it

dokitouko:

teruteru666:

what time is it

wildcats

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

kanyewesticle:

u know those people that make u laugh no matter what yes i am talking about me

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

truxtons:

fubukin:

*looks around to make sure no one is looking* *changes the date on my animal crossing game*

DONT THINK I DONT SEE YOU FUCKER

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

dohertypeter:

things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

• having periods
• choosing what they want to wear on their body
• wanting to/not wanting to have sex
• putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
• standing up against misogyny
• ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
• i could go on

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

cumbersome11:

“i was born in the wrong generation!” i scream as i churn my own butter and marry my cousin

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this